The Hall of L.A.M.E. - We Wish You a Merry Fuck Off and a Happy Screw You

Ok so this title is a bit more ambiguous then previous Hall of L.A.M.E articles, that much is obvious, however I believe once you finish reading this one, you'll be singing the same tune. There are few people in this world with the steel clad scrotum to say half of the shit I already have in the hall of L.A.M.E, but this article requires a tad bit more finesse then previous one's...ahhh fuck finesse//

We live in a society of very confused people! White people want to act how they "think" black people act, black people act white, men want to be women, women want to be men. Everyone hates themselves so much, that they abandon all self-identity and character to act like something that are not, nor could they ever be or experience. I know, I know, I'm a bastard for writing this article, but someone had to say this shit!!! A lot of people might think, well this guy's a racist or sexist, but that all seems to be the common scapegoat to hearing the truth now a days.

I have friends, close friends mind you, of all nationalities, creeds, sexual orientations and religions, tell them I'm a racist or sexist and watch how quick my character is defended by them! Hell my own wife is Mexican!!!! I'm going to start this rant off with a group of people who disgust me utterly and completely, white kids who think they are black. First of all, I listen to, write and perform hip hop music professionally, I have been into rap since as early as I can remember, Tone Loc, Schooly D and a plethora of classics are among my favorites. Because I like hip hop doesn't mean I have to dress in a certain way or say, "Yo Yo Yo kid that shit was off the hook fa real fa real" after every sentence.

I am not black, nor do I profess to know what slavery or racism directed towards African Americans feels like. I am simply me, Fred. White kids today seem to talk like they're in a Nelly video, dress like they are right out of the ghetto (I lived in a ghetto, I know about ghetto life), and perpetuate and exploit all manner of black stereotypes. It'd be like me saying because I'm Italian that I should walk around in expensive suits, speak bastardized English-Italian and carry a switchblade with me at all times with my Mafia goombads Vinnie and Guedo. The other gripe I have with those truly racist bastards, is when I hear a Lillie white kid walking around calling everyone his or her "Nigga" and while I know it's not meant in the traditional context, it's only a few letters away from getting you shot or beaten half to death in my house!

I'm not saying white kids should act white either, I'm merely saying people should simply be themselves!!!!!!!!!

The other gripe I have is when a person of color attempts to "fit in" by speaking or acting in a way totally out of character, generally like a white person. Fuck fitting in, be yourself, if a few racist assholes were giving you shit, don't act like something to appease them because in the end, they only see your skin and you have to live with yourself. We need to stop merely tolerating one another and start learning about each other to clear up all ignorance, or things are going to get worse in the world. The KKK are a prime example of that, ignorance put into action!

Also something that kind of pisses me off is transgenders or what I like to call "Shims" for short. They feel that they shouldn't be the sex they were given and so undergo a surgery to help them imitate the appearance of being which ever gender they choose. Let's take men who want to be females for instance. They take opposing hormones to what they currently have and eventually undergo an operation to give them a fake vagina that in reality, cannot give that person the true understanding of what a woman is. A transgender male to female does not have a menstrual cycle nor do they have the internal gears so to speak, to produce children, in the end it is a guy with fake tits, a high pitched voice and a mutilated cock!

The same goes for females only in their version of the surgery, their clitoris is extended creating a foe penis, much like a female hyena!!! You can have all the surgeries in the world and you'll still never know what it's really like to be that gender, end O' story!

What is wrong with our society today, when no one is happy just being themselves? Everyone thinks the grass is greener on the other side of the tracks, I guess and no one is looking at the trees in their own forest of Eden anymore. If you're a guy and suck dick or you're a woman who munches muff, be proud about that, you're gay, not another gender trapped inside your body, that's utterly retarded!!! If that be the case, I always thought of myself as a wolf, perhaps there's a wolfoplasty to let me finally run with the pack...none of you love me, you just love my wolfen style!

That's also another thing that pisses me off about gay people, why when a person declares themselves butt pluggers,do they have to talk and act differently? Also why do they all have to run around talking about how gay they are, do they not believe it themselves? I know, this is a generalization of gay people, not all gay people are like that, that's why there's gay people and then there's faggots and dikes. I know I cannot stand for one second faggots and dikes, they try to act as the opposite gender which they are supposedly opposed to having sex with. Most of them will sit among people and freely discuss sexual exploits, conquests and potential lays, as if trying to justify just how gay they are. Should I wear a shirt that say's "Beaver buster" and has an arrow pointing down?

No, and they too should keep their sexual life private when others obviously do not want to or need to hear it! I have no problem with gay people who are just themselves, I have a big problem with faggots and dikes. Dikes for one, generally bash men, meanwhile attempting a full on emulation of that which they bitch about constantly, they even use strap on's to emulate a cock. I have an uncle who is gay, we (my wife and I) have gay friends as well and we love and respect our friends and my uncle very much, but faggots and dikes could die alike!

That's my piece for now, you're either red with anger by now, or red with laughter, either way my job is done here...