The Hall of L.A.M.E. - Cock-munching Web Asstronauts

Websites today are a penny a dozen and today seem to be set up with little to no reason or forethought as to why. It's like most people think, "oh I see websites online let me grab some free space at popupfilledhosting.com and put ummm....something on there"

It's sad really, I cannot tell you how many times I've gone to a free website to be bombarded with ads, spyware, popups and popunders, and no information that is pertinent to anything or anyone. I can guarantee most people expect to make a website and expect they will become famous overnight or make thousands while sitting on their arses. Most of these shitty, vomit inducing webtesticles have tons of hideous and pretentious pictures of themselves plastered amidst the many moving gifs and clipart people have overused online for over a decade. Some will include poetry that when broken down could simply say, "Life sux, I want to die, nothing is good or fun or real" and more still will have images stolen from other Internet addresses that are actually useful sites.

Instead of writing the same sorry shit 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 people have written before and instead of taking 9,000 pictures of yourself to make a website, why not give the site some substance or slit your wrists promptly? I often get told, "Check out my personal site" and lo and behold I find a plethora of ego aggrandizing pictures of the person, some poetry a six year old could have written and so many ads that I close the site before I kick my fucking monitor. It's not a website, it's a virtual fucking photo album with some inane rhyming bullshit and tons of fucking ads and nonsense!!!!!!

Listen up lord infernal grumpy bottom, if you have something of substance to say, by all means say it, if you have genuinely interesting photos, by all means post them on the site, but have some fucking substance asstard!!! I could have a fucking donkey with a sweater with red and blue stripes that likes to smoke cigars and if I put that picture on a website as the entire site, it would still have more substance then many sites already online. Also, stop using the ghetto ass free servers and shit that pop more adds then words on your site, get real hosting and a real domain name, might I suggest dont-visit-this-shit-hole.com for you? The other popular thing on websites today, are bright obnoxious colors, but what "babyboo4116969" doesn't understand is that no matter what's on the website, if the colors suck ass and are bright therefore hurting the eyes, no one will want to be there or see the shitty content.

Also it seems a HUGE trend to flip people off in ones pictures, however anyone who has been online for six months or longer has seen that more then fucktard poetry and bad sites. Flipping the bird either means the person hates who is holding the camera or they are trying to show their I.Q to the world and couldn't find their pointer finger. When images are 90% of a website, they better be real good fucking images, maybe of your good side, you know, your ass!!!

That's all for now, fuck you all very much!