The Hall of L.A.M.E - Preppy Sub-urbanite Thugs

Let me first start by saying I come from South Philadelphia, around the sixth and wolf area where in the span of maybe 6 blocks there's crips, bloods, Latin lords, south side posse, Pagan's motor cycle club, scorpions and a few other gangs. I know real thugs, I know real bangers, I come from an area where if you aren't jumped in, you'll get jumped and fucked up. About three years ago my wife and I moved to her home town of Tucson, Arizona which although nice, is plagued by preppy-assed white boys from the suburbs who hang with ten people and call it a gang!

Back in Philly, gangs are thousands of people strong who will shoot you for disrespecting or trying to fuck with them or any of their people. Out here it seems gangs are teens living in their $150,000 houses with swimming pools, who listen to rap music mutually with a few friends. Sorry but if your mom and dad make six figures and you live with and off of them, you're not a thug and have nothing to bitch about or "Thug" for. If you live up a street with no abandoned houses being used as a crack or heroin house then you're not a thug or real fucking gangsta. Tucson is a relatively small place, finding a house that cost under 100,000$ is harder then finding a forty year old virgin here.

People here aren't thugs or gangsters, they're just teens pissed off cause their mom doesn't want them smoking reefer like their idol Snoop Dogg or won't let them use the family car. Most out here are just loud mouthed, punk-ass little bitches with nothing to complain about but still they perpetuate the retard white, play thug stereotype. Most walk around talking idiotic outdated slang like "Yo...Yo...G, my click is stupid fly on the serious tip". They also tend to use slang as everything out of their mouth instead of talking like a human. No real thug or gangtsa acts like that or uses slang in place of every single word in a sentence like, "Me n' ma' hoe gone hop in ma mom's Benz ass whip and knock boots back at the honey's crib."

I'd love to drop these little bitch assed kids off in the bad lands of North Philly and watch their ass run all the way from Philly to the nearest Tucson Gap crying, "Mommie". They all talk about "Gats" and "poppin' off" out here too but in reality Tucson has VERY few deaths by gun every year compared to ANY major city in the US. Where's all this "Cap peelin" I hear so many fake assed mother fuckers jabbering about? I think if these kids want to act all big and bad they should have to be sent off to live a year in either Philadelphia, PA, Queens, NY, the Neverland ranch or Compton, CA.

Who am I to speak? I ran the Philadelphia "J.P.F.L" or "Junior Pit Fighting League" where many gangs settled disputes with their fists rather then with guns. Most of my homies and family are dead or in jail from real drugs and gang activity. My family is current locked up on federal indictments in Philly. I speak from actual experience not just out of anger or grief.

These are the same fucktards who walk outside and if they're "Dissed" think tapping their chest like an ape means they're tough. It's like one morning preppy white kids wake up and say, "You know, I'd love to run a gang and act like i'm not white anymore". Worse is that most of them claim they're from the "ghetto" when in reality they live in a house that cost about 75,000$ instead of a hundred G's or they didn't have a pool in the yard. Pull your god damned pants up, stop saying, "Yo" and stop threatening people unless you've got the heat and balls to back it up! Ten to twenty kids who hang together isn't a gang, it's a group of like minded individuals gathered for the sole purpose of listening to hip hop music, being loud, getting "Crunk" and starting trouble with others and not ending it.

These kids need a wake up call, their mom finding that blunt hidden in that cutout book of their's isn't enough. These kids need to either be dropped off in the real ghetto to get their asses beat for a few days or shot in the leg once with the same "gat they stole from they moms".