The Hall of L.A.M.E - Spamtards, the Other Asshole

Welcome to the Hall of L.A.M.E, the place where dip shits and assholes are put on parade to show them exactly how worthless their existence truly is. Spammers, or as I call them "Spamtards" are one of the biggest pollutants on the internet seconded only to viri, spyware and the Olson twins official website.

Now a days, I don't know one person online who hasn't received their fair share of shit E-mail advertisements from a spamtard. I cannot remember the last time I opened up E-mail and didn't see adds for me too;

-enlarge my penis (don't need it)

-Buy illegal software backups (Not me, I don't want or need any)

-Buy miracle weight loss drugs (I lose and maintain my weight fine)

-Refinance my (non-existing) mortgage

-Meet singles (I'm happily married)

-Waste my time and money at some stupid ass online casino

-Meet Christian singles (Not Christian or single)

-Refinance my (non-existing) Christian mortgage

-Online poker sweepstakes to sign up and win a miracle, penis weight loss, backup program that is worth as much as my non-existing refinanced Christian mortgage.

Anti-spam laws do next to nothing to actually stop spam from being sent, nor does any "spam blocking" software stop it all from reaching your inbox. Spamtards today even target guestbooks and comments forms on websites in their feudal attempts to lure idiots to their crappy products or services. Spamtards are no better then those punk-assed telemarketers bothering you while you try to eat diner! If anything, spam repulses most internet users away from whatever these spamtard losers are trying to push. I say we raise the punishment for spam to being gang raped by Gary Coleman, Michael Jackson, ten Priests, three Doberman pinchers and the entire starting lineup of the 2005 Philadelphia Eagles football team.

If anything it'll give spamtards a bit more to think about next time they spam a site or a few thousand people. Spyware is also a major contributor to spam and has revolutionized the spamtards profession (if you can call it that). Look at a lot of porn online? I can guarantee your computer has more spyware and virus' then a two-dollar whore a month behind on rent. Look up a lot of stuff online and visit new sites daily? Then you've probably got more spyware and virus' then a needle sharing junky with a $500.00 a day habit. Those who spam are maggot-feeding, sub-human, mud animals who should leap from a building while shooting themselves in the face to avoid the chance of survival.

Spamtards are more lame then a race horse on two legs! I say we get the ball rolling on making spam laws tougher as I stated above and to make congress take a more aggressive stance in the war against spamtards. If you agree with this H.O.L entry, leave a comment and let us know how spam has infuriated you!<br />