The Hall of L.A.M.E - Race to the finish

Fuck you wop, spic, gook, nigger, jew, towel head, sand nigger, kike, harp, chink, cracker, krauts, fuck you all!!! Okay do I have your attention now, good! In case you havent realized this article is on race and race relations...

Now a days all you hear about on the evening news is war. Racial war, civil war, holy war and in some cases even "racial holy war" and well I'm sick of it!!!!!! I here and now declare war on war and all war mongers globally. I will sum up the true reason for nearly every war faught today in one simple word..."ignorant." You have hillbilly, cracker ass, red neck Bush behind the proverbial red button here in the U.S., in the arab countries you have towel head, sand nigger, religious zealot Aknad ruling over his country with an AK in one hand and a Koran in the other, you have Schlomo the hook nosed Kike running Israel and you have click click da click click the richest nigger in Africa running their country.

All of these people are racial steriotypes, all of these people are ignorant assholes and all of them have been given too much power! Chances are, you too are an ignorant asshole and by the end of this article you'll understand my point a bit clearer. I am not writing this article to piss people off nor do I care if it does or does not. I am just growing increasingly more tired of the blatent and absolute ignorance and violence caused from that ignorance, that I felt this article is needed.

I know I've written a few articles touching on the topic of race and race relations, but none dedicated to it exclusively and fully uncensored!!! This is that article! You see where I grew up, there weren't many white people and so I grew up on hip hop and that whole culture. I was never called a wigger or anything like that cause I didnt try to be anything that wasnt natural for me, but I have been called a cracker.

Anyways, by my late teens my Mom took me and moved in with my stepfather and I switched schools. The new neighborhood I lived in was mostly white with a few asians around. I didn't exactly feel comfortable in the new hood, but I made due. Kids at school were different too, most of them listened to heavy metal and rock n' roll and I didnt really fit in well. Long story short, I began searching for the "white experience" so to speak and found myself aligning with the likes of David Duke, the American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan and W.A.R or White Aryan Resistance.

I am NOT proud of the fact that I had ANYTHING to do with them ignorant assholes, however I feel my story may be relavant. I married my wife who is half-Mexican and I came to realize that race is nothing, it certainly shouldnt be some sort of definition of who we are. Those who use race to define themselves and who are so proud of their race, must have little else to be proud of.

Those who use fear and violence to intimidate others of ethnic diversity are in fact truly afraid of those different from themselves. Human kind is prone to fear that which they don't understand, this unto itself is the definition of ignorance. Most white supremicists are so afraid of black people that they stockpile firearms and "prepare" for some mythical racial holy war! Now, what have I come to learn through my experience as a thug turned white supremicist turned normal and evolved human being? Here's my little checklist:

1. Do something with your life to be proud of so something you didnt have to work at like "race", isn't your sole and utter defining trait. I haven't seen any one race do anything to be pround of in my lifetime, other then come together to fuck up the rest of the world!

2. Say "Fuck tolerance" because you tolerate that homeless guy who talks to himself down the street, because he has no where else to go, you don't tolerate another culture living next door to you. We need to educate, not tolerate! We need to learn about and from one another, instead of saying "I tolerate your existence." I don't even tolerate stupid people because they can become smarter, but I'd help them become wiser. Take some time to talk to people outside your own race and have calm honest and ernst discussions...what's the worse that could happen, you make a friend of another race or culture?

3. Don't be a wigger and perpetuate black steriotypes while acting as though you understand the problems facing the black community. Be yourself, if you're into hip hop music and culture, straight cause I'm down too, but don't act like something you're not nor could you ever be. If you're from the suburbs, be real about it, same with if you're from the hood! Wiggers are just racists of another sort!

4. Don't have bullshit assumptions about people, that is the epitomy of shear and utter ignorance! See people for who they are not their race, choice of clothing or how they speak.

5. Do not I repeat DO NOT perpetuate steriotypes of your own race or others! Don't give someone the reason to create a bullshit assumption about you or others!

6. Do not allow words to control you, when someone calls you a racial slur, laugh at them and do not give them or what they called you power, take that power away!!!

7. Acknowledge that shit isn't equal in the world, the rich get richer, while the poor get poorer in ALL races!!!

8. Educate yourself on all sides of history because as a wise man once said, "He who doesnt know history is doomed to repeat it."

9. Don't base your racial bias on others racial bias or second hand information. Education, education, education is the key!

I know a lot of you could come up with a lot more too given some time. My point here is anyone who is a racist or who places that much focus on race is a loser and is an ignorant bastard plain and simple! I know most are used to every article in the hall of L.A.M.E being funny and though this one has it moments, I couldn't bring myself to even laugh at racism...

That's my piece...