The Hall of L.A.M.E - Hangers

"What?" you're probably saying to yourself, but who hasn't had a bad day and then comes home and some hanger gives you shit by not coming out of the closet? I've broken hundreds of hangers out of shear, blind hanger-not-cooperating rage, so often that we've had to replace our hangers four times in the past couple years. Whether you're rushing out some where you HAVE to be, just want to hang a coat or get changed and relax or are just putting laundry away, hangers just don't want to fucking cooperate. It's gotten so bad in fact that we're about to throw away our hangers and decided the extra work of folding clothing is worth switching to buying a dresser.

I'd like to tie down the creator of the hanger and beat him to death slowly with a wire one! After thousands of years of human evolution we have the television, computer, Internet and fucking hangers. If alien life exists, they would come and take one look at how we hang our clothing and leave with no sign of intelligent life! The absolute worse are those piece of shit plastic hangers that are even too fucking flimsy to hold a god damned winter coat without bending or breaking. The only things hangers are good for are beating bad kids and shoving them up the ass of their creator.

Hey and if any children are reading this I can attest that from first hand account, hangers are great fun to throw at one another! Wire hangers are excellent weapons for gouging out some ones eyes and I'm very sure if you bent the hanger just right, you've got a home abortion kit! I guess wire hangers at least have uses amongst the desperate and criminally insane however, plastic hangers are still fucking useless! Understandably, many have used hangers for a great many years, but I'm calling for a full-on anti-hanger and pro-dresser revolution. Now who the fuck is with me?!?</p>