Haikus

Naruto

Naruto is good,
My favorite anime,
Gaara is wicked.

The name of the Haiku

I sure like money,
So I wrote this dumb Haiku,
You call this crap art.

Retard

Eight toes on a foot,
Coincidence I think not,
He must be inbred.

Ninja

To kill without sound,
To walk amongst the shadows,
To live as a ghost.

Tattoo

Underneath the skin,
Inks of various colors,
Adorning my flesh.

Pacman

Ghosts chase me about,
I've many pellets to eat,
Running in the maze.

Ashes

That which was once burned,
Will crumble when the wind blows,
Leaving nothing left.

Cold

I'm frozen inside,
My bones feel brittle and stiff,
My nose is running.

Video games

I am a gamer,
I love my video games,
Every platform.

Monkey

Swinging from the trees,
Playing joyfully about,
Sacred animals.

Stars

Millions in the sky,
Shining through the ebony,
Like torches burning.

Fishing

Seated on a boat,
My line is in the water,
Relaxing a drift.

Mechanic

Please make our car go,
We have things to do today,
Thanks for the repair.

Death

The absolute end,
The point when the spirit flees,
And darkness consumes.

Sight

I can see beauty,
I can see a fine painting,
Vision is precious.

Goth

Depressed for nothing,
Wannabe vampire kid,
Suicide is good.

Neil

Since kindergarten,
We were friends like twin brothers,
Then you passed away.

Music

You are emotion,
Audibly setting the mood,
Instruments well played.

Horse
Free and beautiful,
Galloping so gracefully,
Powerful and quick.

Politician

You all lie to us,
You thrive on war mongering,
Money matters most.

Star Wars

Luke she's your sister,
Incest and fierce Jedi knights,
I hate the Ewoks.

Nightmare

Frightening visions,
Haunting me, tormenting me,
Waking me from sleep.

Friendship

True friends number few,
People are seldom truthful,
So you can't know them.

Read this Haiku

Good, glad you listened,
Many wouldn't read this one,
Funny as that is.

Profanity

Mother fucking bitch,
Dick sucking fag ass master,
Cock draining pussy.

Hey

Hello there my friend,
How are you doing this day,
I am doing well.

Money

Bringer of all war,
Cause of humanities woe,
There's never enough.

Star Trek

The final frontier,
Fuck you and your voyages,
Klingons are cool though.

Tucson Sun

Above the mountains,
A thousand brilliant colors,
The sun burns brightly.

Haiku
I wrote a Haiku,
Five-Seven then five again,
In three lines only.

Animals

Brothers without speech,
Four legged friends I hold dear,
Closest to my heart.

Philadelphia

Philadelphia,
Birthplace of our great nation,
Cradle of freedom.

Wood

Grainy and porous,
We took you from the old trees,
Please forgive us all.

Fire

Burn away all things,
Devour all oxygen,
Brighten and warm us.

Water

Life sustaining drink,
Wet and clear, without a taste,
The blood of the earth.

Roses

You've many pedals
You've got thorns about your stem,
A natural artwork.

Pop ups

Pop ups, pop unders,
Advertisements all over,
Destroying the net.

Titanic

This movie bites ass,
Leonardo should quit now,
I knew the ending.

Garden

Quiet and peaceful,
In company but alone,
Alive but so still.

Birds

Soaring above us,
Majestically flying high,
On large outstretched wings.

Jerry

White trash sex scandals,
TV. media whore lord,
Strippers and big Steve.

Mastery

Diligent study,
Application of theory,
Total refinement.

Fart

The smell permeates,
It crept out from inside me,
It made a loud sound.

Slang

Holla at cha boy,
We bugged out by that fly whip,
G's up and Ho's down.

Perry

Heroine laced eyes,
Foaming like a rabid dog,
Dead all for nothing.

Sonny
Owner of a store,
Raped by kids with many things,
You were left for dead.

Technology

Processors and chips,
Electricity flowing,
Cell phones and laptops.

Satrinah

I love you so much,
You are my everything,
I would die for you.

Struggle

Without food or home,
Without friends or family,
With no way to live.

Remote

You let me relax,
I can sit and change channels,
You need batteries.

Predator

Silently stalking,
Hunting for a worthy prey,
Top of the food chain.

Potential

We are like paper,
Till we take form, we're blank,
We all share that trait.

A fight of biblical proportions

Gather all ye men,
Time draws neigh for rebuttals,
Now we must kick arse.

9-11

The towers had fell,
Taking lives away with them,
By planes and cowards.

Mystic

Dull mumbo jumbo,
Mystifying minute rice,
Making little sense.

Religions
Bringer of all war,
Cause of humanities woe,
There's far too many.

Killer

Ripping and tearing,
Beating them without mercy,
Taking human lives.