Hall of L.A.M.E - Girls Gone Fucking Gonzo!

Welcome back to the next installment to the Hall of L.A.M.E, a section of Utopia Rising that's sure to piss off a lot of fragile little pansy ass, fuck faces out there.This installment of the Hall of L.A.M.E will attempt to tackle something that started off as something small and novel but latter grew into a multi-million dollar corporation (thanks to those horny little prepubescent fucktard's stealing mommy and daddies credit card to order), Girls gone wild. Let me state I'm no old fuddy duddy who thinks quality smut is ruining society, I at one point was going to become a porn actor (Though came to my senses) who thinks Girls gone wild is ruining quality smut!

No adult I've ever talked to has any interest in girls gone wild (they all have better porn) so how did it become such a soft porn mega power? By appealing to horny teens with lenient parents! This fad of "Oh my god boobies" could only continue if there's someone watching it and I'm sorry the sight of "boobies" isn't that important to most adults with a normal IQ. Further proving that this "boob fad" targets teens, is the fact that a new game has been released called "the guy game" which is a cross between jeopardy and the corniest of soft core pornography. Give it an "M"rating and it's for adults, bullshit!!!!! This game is for teens as no adult wants to play a game to see a pair of tits unless they are of the loneliest and most desperate of people.

Do I give a fuck about the kids? Hell no! I'm just sick and tired of commercials of girls flashing their tits at a party on video and thinking they're a rebel when in fact they're just helping more 16 year olds get their rocks off and helping a wannabe porn company make another million off another set of mammary glands. You seriously wanna be a wild rebel? Next time some four-foot tall jackoff asks you to show your tits on film, pants him and expose him millimeter peter to the world, see if they put that in their next commercial!

You really want to see girls gone wild? I'll take a video camera with me to the next lesbian sleep over with Liza Manelli and Ellen Degenerous over at Janet Reno's house! For you lenient parents buying this garbage for their kids, you want them to really get their rocks off, take them down to the local strip club or whore house and really give them something to think your cool about and remember! Remember boobs are only fun to stare at for a little while, but HIV is forever!