The Hall of L.A.M.E - Diapers and Shit

Welcome once more to the tragedy known as the Hall of L.A.M.E or like a monkey enraged. This article is on baby and childcare products and commercials. I hate, let me repeat, I fucking hate those commercials for diapers and childcare products. OKay, so why do I hate those commercials?

Number one, they seem to be geared at children and babies and less for their parents. Babies and children have no money and generally couldn't give a shit, about what takes their shit. What the fuck are those asstard, cock munching, sperm junky ad executives thinking?

Number two, when I'm eating diner, I don't need to hear about kids pissing and shitting! You know what? You're not a big fucking kid now, big kids don't tingle when they piss themselves without an STD. Big kids don't piss themselves unless they're filthy stinkin' drunk or 80 years old. If kids think pissing themselves makes them a big kid, their parents must be drunks or leave them with half-blind grandpa.

Worse still, they make diapers that tingle when kids piss themselves, as a warning. In adults when you piss and it tingles, you've been fucking around with someone less then cleanly. Baby commercials are nearly as bad as douche and tampon commercials for fuck's sake. It's just what you want to hear about during diner, shit, piss, snatch blood and twat cleaning supplies. I'd rather watch Steve-O on WildBoys vomiting all over the fucking place at times.

Babies are cute, commercials about their shit and piss however, are not! Babies do the cutest shit, commercials about their potty training and or diapers getting used, are NOT! If to be big it has to tingle when you piss and you have to piss all over yourself, I don't want to grow up, I'm a toys r us kid!!!