Hall of L.A.M.E - Slut vs. Whore

Sluts are a pet peeve of mine because they are the fucking stupidest of the lot in the female category and is the equal to the mullet wearer in the men's. In this little tidbit of the Hall of L.A.M.E I'm going to explore the reasons and excuses for the common problem known as the slut and try to find difference between the common whore and a slut. Before I go into all that's different with sluts and whores I figured I'd go into the common grounds they both share as a subculture in our modern society. Both risk getting an STD or sexually transmitted disease which basically means both sluts and whores don't give a rats ass about themselves or anyone else that they may infect.

Both have to worry about getting pregnant on a daily basis and most of the time will be on some form of birth control which means they don't give a fuck about anyone or themselves, they just don't want to get pregnant and have to stop screwing like bunnies. Birth control is great, our world is overcrowded enough without unwanted pregnancies, but when it has to be used everyday with someone new...you're doing it to continue fucking uninterrupted!

In both being a slut and whore there's classifications, take slut for instance you can be a skanky slut, gold digger, promotion motivated slut (otherwise known as office slut), ugly slut, other woman slut (also called affair slut), groupie slut etc...In being a whore there's, two dollar whores, high priced whores, crack whores, single mom trying to get out of the life whore, stripper whores, escort whores, street walkers, whore house whores etc... Both claim they love fucking in most cases and sluts often claim they couldn't choose their partners if they were a whore however with as many sub-groups of whore, there's literally a whore for every occasion, fetish or freaky lonely person so having a chosen or tailored cliental isn't really an issue.

Many a whore will attest to times they've told a John to fuck off and leave them alone so really the only thing keeping a slut from being a whore is money. Sluts don't get paid for fucking your dad and whores do! That's a very fine line but one that leads me to believe either sluts don't like money or are too stupid to collect, because whores make more money then Jesus on his best day. I'm not saying for all the sluts to go out and become whores, I'm just saying if you're giving it away so freely, why not make some money for that down payment on a new car? Most whores also have the advantage of a pimp who'll take care of shit and make sure the ladies get their money, now that's what I call protection!