The Hall of L.A.M.E - Spanksters

This article in the ill-ustrious hall of L.A.M.E is on "Spanksters" don't know what a spankster is?

Spankster: Noun - combination of "spanker"; and "gangster" def;

1. One pretending to be a gangster in a gang of under one hundred members, deep.
1b. "That spankster is a wack biotch"

2. One who pretends to be in a gang, possibly even owns a gun, however he cannot shoot the broadside of a barn with an rpg.
2b. "That spankster popped off 32 rounds and didn't plow one mother fucker"

Now with that out of the way, you should understand the topic of interest in this installment of UR's hall of L.A.M.E. Last night at around 9:30pm some spankster emptied the entirety of his clip at someone in the front of our apartment complex. I heard the shots fired over very quickly. Needless to say they missed their intended target entirely and didn't even hurt someone enough for an ambulance to be needed. 100% pure, unadulterated SPANKSTER!

I have a tip for all wannabe gangsters out there, go to the target range and learn to shoot before you put an eye out! I would have called them Webster, however that's an insult to the cute lil' bugger. Bitch ass, Jimmy Walker acting mother fuckers! Just because you and ten friends have no respect for other people, that doesn't make you a gang banger! It makes them a group of mutually disgruntled youths who through talking to one another decided to do some stupid things together and dress to match. NOT A FUCKING GANG!

Grow up junior, a 6X9 cell or death awaits you in your future, no fame or riches and hell, being infamous just means you make more people nervous around you. Nervous + guns = bad! Here's the options asswad, you can play gangster and be a joke to all real bangers or you can become a productive member of society working towards a better tomorrow. You decide!